This weekend I cruised down to San Francisco to one of our adult conventions… I got to hang out with Penthouse Pet Shay Laren!!!

This is me with Shay Laren. Sweet!

Yeah, I know. I need to go a diet. Shut the fuck up.

Talk about a stunning women. I’ve hung out and dated models before, but usually I can take them or leave them. Usually, they are dumb as bricks. Not Shay Laren. This one is smart as whip, and ten times more beautiful in person than I had expected. Sweet. I got her cell number, and she hooked me up with access to her website this morning. I’m in love with Shay Laren.

I can’t wait to hit that, or at least eat cereal off of her stomach!!!