Sexy Pattycake is the Internet’s best kept secret. Everyone wants a girlfriend like Pattycake.

Pattycake is amazing. On one hand she doesn’t look old enough to drive at night, but yet she has a huge rack. On the other hand, Pattycake comes off as being college woman who dresses like up a teenager – and loves to tease men. She’s perfect.

And I can only imagine what Sexy Pattycake is like in bed too!

Every time I put Pattycake up she sells like, well, hot cakes. I wonder if there is where we got her name from?

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Today one of my favorite holidays. I love Halloween. It’s the one day when all women can dress up like total sluts and get away with it. You love it. Kids get Halloween candy, grown men get treats.

Seems Pattycake got into the mood for Halloween the other day… Damn, she looks like jailbait. (I’m told Pattycake is really like twenty-four years old. Kind of hot!)

Then when she bends over… Who wouldn’t want to tap that sweet little ass.

Yes indeed… Sexy Pattycake has it going on!

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Got to love a hot teen babe with blonde hair a short skirt….

But here’s something to make you wonder for the rest of the day – Is Sexy Pattycake here wearing panties? Or is she flying commando?

Does it matter?

Just think – the one thing stopping you from seeing what you want to see (touch!) is a little piece of fabric that the wind can just casually brush aside….Hot huh?

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Whoa. Sexy Pattycake likes poppies.

Whoa. Sexy Pattycake has huge boobies.

But we knew that, right?

I love this picture. Sexy Pattycake has a huge rack, and it’s a nice close in shot that reminds us of exactly how much we are missing!

God, what we wouldn’t give to see Sexy Pattycake doing some jumping jacks… I wonder how much that would cost?

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One of the things I love about Sexy Pattycake is her ability to change instantly.. One moment she’s wet in the tub, the next moment in a short white skirt looking like an innocent teen, and then the next moment in a short skirt looking all goth like… Yeah, even when Sexy Pattycake is in Goth mode we’d still hit it!

But only because Sexy Pattycake is wearing a short skirt right?

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Look like Sexy Pattycake knows how to beat the heat, that’s for sure…. Usually a hot chick with huge boobs tries to beat the heat by hitting the pool in a bikini, but not Sexy Pattycake… Oh, hell no!

She’d much rather spend her time in the tub….

She was wearing a shirt, but it was so thin it wasn’t hiding much from the start and once she hit the water…. It was like it wasn’t even there!

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Sexy Pattycake is so short that I’ve never noticed… She’s got some sexy legs!

And a sweet teen ass to go along with that!

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I’m sure I’ve posted this picture of Pattycake before, or at least something from this set…. But then again, a hot blonde teen in pigtails is a hot blonde teen in pigtails, and we can never ever get enough of that!

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This is exactly what I love about Sexy Pattycake…. This hot little teen has the perfect little teen body that just fits oh so perfectly into her tiny little bikini! I do declare, have you ever seen such a hotter teen babe in a bikini!

What makes Sexy Pattycake so damn hot in this bikini is her boobs. Usually teens her age have small little tiny boobs, but not Sexy Pattycake. She has a huge fucking rack. She can use her breasts as floatation devices if she had to!

Come to think of it, in this bikini Sexy Pattycake even looks great from behind!

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Sexy Pattycake makes us all hard as a rock…. Tell me you wouldn’t hit this blue-eyed bombshell right three in the field!

Just hike up her skirt, pull down her panties, and go to town on her!

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