I get a staggering amount of email on a daily basis. I thought I would answer most of the “standard” questions I get in a FAQ!

Q: What the fuck is up with the name “Rochard”?
A: “Rochard” is a play on my first name of Richard. More or less, I changed the “i” of “Richard” to an “o”. It’s pronounced “ROCKhard”. Get it?

Q: How did you get into porn?
A: I got into web pages in 1995 or so, and being as I had nothing important to say my first web page was a daily bikini page. This was back in the day when web pages were ugly, usually boring, and you could never really find what you wanted. Eventually I discovered I could money off of my website, and then I stared a second and then a third. I was hooked and never looked back.

Q: How many of the models on your blog here have you banged?
A: Very few. For me this is a business, and in business you don’t screw you employees – unless they are really hot.

Q: Did you work for Playboy?
A: In fact I did. I was the general manager for one of the two online divisions Playboy has. It was interesting to say the least. No, I never met Hef, and yes, I did in fact get to go to the Playboy Mansion.

Q: What the fuck is up with the backgrounds? They change all the time.
A: Most blogs in the porn industry are automated, which means someone writes text for a blog post and it’s picked up by a blog. Not this one. This is updated by hand, daily. I change the background often enough, and always for holidays and stuff – I have multiple backgrounds for all occasions. I have fun with it.

Q: Were you really in the Marines?
A: I was in the Marines in the late 1980s. No, I never saw any combat of any kind, and no, I wasn’t in Recon. Anyone who tells you they were in Recon is most likely full of shit.

Q: Your blog here has a slogan that says “Home of the full woody, no splinter, tropical dream vacation and spa salon”. What the fuck does this mean?
A: This website started off as a joke really, just a place to park some pictures. That phrase comes from a rather goofy song called “This is Pounderous” by a Canadian group called “2nu” – A one hit wonder. The phrase stuck with me, ended up on the first design, and I’m kind of stuck with it.

Q: You have only softcore photos on this blog. I need something more. Do you have any hardcore blogs?
A: I like to write about what turns me on, and watching a hot chick get drilled by someone else’s dick is a turn off for me. In fact, any time I see another man’s dick I get turned off.

Q: Are you behind the “Mustang Mach 1 Car Wash” photos?
A: I am! That was my car and I shot the video footage. That was a fun day really.

Q: Where do you live?
A: In a house, just like everyone else. I live near Sacramento, California. Unlike everyone else, I decided to live here. The weather is mild, never rains, never snows, and never gets too hot. I’m near San Francisco, Tahoe, and Reno, and Los Angeles is a quick plane flight away. I have no crime, no smog, and no traffic. I also lived in Phoenix, and travel around the country to attend “adult conventions”.

Q: How do I get into porn?
A: If your looking to make quick money and don’t mind taking a huge cock up your ass, I can hook you up. Otherwise don’t bother. Men don’t get paid much to be in porn movies.

Q: Do you know anyone famous?
A: I do. I’ve hung out and partied with some of the top porn stars. While Martina Warren was Penthouse Pet of the year, she was a regular at my house in Phoenix. After a while a porn star is just a chick with breasts no matter how big their egos are.

Q: What’s your obsession with Hayden Panettiere?
A: Cute blonde chick in a cheerleader uniform – Do the math. I had no idea who she was until the entire “Save the cheerleader, save the world” thing. Since then I’ve sort of lost interest.

Q: Do you really run all of these blogs by yourself?
A: I do, although I’m about to hire a hot babe to help me out shortly. Seriously.