My name is Richard. I am thirty-nine years of age, live in Northern California, and I list my martial status as “pfft” (which loosely translated means none of your business but always looking). I am a former US Marine and a college graduate.

Misty Anderson and myself at an adult convention in 2005.

Adult Industry Stuff

I’ve been working in the adult industry since 1999 or so. I spent five years working for Lightspeed ( Tawnee Stone, Jordan Capri, Raimi Miller), and did a year or so at Playboy.

Tawnee Stone and Jordan Capri with Lightspeed’s Viper.

Myself with Lia 19, Phoenix 2006

I’m good friends with a lot of Internet models such as Lia (pictured above), Alison Angel, and Misty Anderson.

Misty Anderson during a recent visit in Sacramento

LifeStyle

Have you ever wanted to party like a rock star? You should step inside of my world. The parties we throw would make your heads spin – renting out a penthouse suit in Vegas with $20k of booze. I’ve done it all from Cannonball like motorcycle races from Phoenix to Vegas, Helicopter Races down the Vegas strip, to three day parties where we rent out an entire town in Mexico.

And the parties at my house have been legendary also….. This is what happens at 4am in the morning at my parties…..

Party like a rock star – or like you just don’t care!

The yearly Halloween party….

Punker Barbie and Lia 19

And of course there is the photo shoots…..

Taylor Little riding on top of the Rochard!

And every September our trip to Mexico….

Hobbies

I have many hobbies, turn ons, and things that turn me off. I like lesbians, women in cowboy hats, and women wrestling other women in Jello. I strongly dislike fat women in party hats.

I like Mustangs – I’ve had seven of them since 1995 including my current car, a 2004 Mustang Cobra.

Lynn and my Mustang Cobra.

A high speed run in my Cobra.

My Mach 1 in a Lightspeed Sorority photo shoot.

I’m also into sport bikes – I have a 2002 Honda CBR XX 1100. 12k miles on it including a trips from Phoenix to LA, Vegas, San Diego, and Mexico – without a single problem.

I’m also into midget tossing. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

Midget tossing is an up and coming sporting event!

Northern California

I live in Northern California, and people think it’s strange that I don’t live in Southern California where the rest of the porno people are. The truth is there are pornographers all over the place; Trust me, there’s one in your hometown too. I work on the Internet and can live anywhere I please. I lived in the San Fran “Bay Area” (Danville, San Ramon) for ten years, and when I recently had the oppertunity to move from Phoenix back to Northern California I jumped at the chance.

My house in Northern California.

I live outside of Sacramento, California, and I love it here. The weather is mild but we still have seasons (no snow!), and very little traffic. And the women are hot here too!

US Marine?

I was in the US Marines when I was younger. I was an 0352, more commonly called a TOW Gunner. Here’s a picture of two hot naked chicks in my home office holding up a picture of me in my dress blues.

Yes, I was a Marine!

Me out in the field! Locked, cocked, and ready to rock!

The Truth!

I either work full time in the adult industry or I am really a greeter at Wal Mart. I can’t remember which.

Think of me the next time you visit Wal Mart!

I think that covers it. If you have any questions email…. rochard at gmail.com!