My birthday is coming up. The older I get the quicker the damn year passes by.
My birthday parties are legendary. I’m not bragging. We call it the “Bikini Bash” and tell all of the chicks that they must wear a bikini. With the friends I have it makes for some intersting pictures.
If I don’t have naked people in my pool by midnight I get pretty pissy.
The first year I threw my party someone showed up his party bus. (I have some rich friends!) At 3am or so we decided to take the bus out for a spin (thank god for the driver!). We ended up on the other side of town. I didn’t get back until 9am. A bunch of the girls were dancing on the poles in the bus…..
Last year this one chick showed up and everyone’s like “show us your boobs”. No way in hell she was gonna show anyone her boobs. I poured her a few shots – no pussy mixed drinks at my party – and twenty mintues later she’s walking around buck fucking naked. Nice. Later that night we snuck up on Nick’s car while she was blowing him. After that Nick pissed on my wall. That fucker.
One of my friends – Kim – showed up to my party already fucked up. She walked right up to my pool, said “this is cool”, and fell in. Nothing gets the party started quicker than a tall leggy blond dripping wet.
This year I’m doing a “joint party” with my friend Punker (pictured above). She was the bright one who let me drive her rented Mustang. Big mistake. Anyhow, she’s turning twenty-one or so a day before my bday, so we decided to have one big party. We are going shopping on Sunday after church (good one!). I’ll be sure to take some pictures. It’s not every day you buy $5k worth of booze…..
The picture above needs some explaining. The first year I threw my party I decide to take a promo picture. It was a take off on the Don Johnson poster that was popular in the late 80’s. We’ve taken a similar picture every year, including one with my friend Martina Warren whom happens to be the 2005 Penthouse Pet of the year.
