Not sure if you noticed, but I have an entire category called “Rochard” that’s full of pictures of me with my favorite solo girls, pix of my car, and other silly stuff. Check it out when you get bored.

Here’s a picture of me and Lia 19 recently….. God, she’s so hot!!!!

When I look back at it all…. My god, what a wonderful ride it’s been!!!!! I must be the luckiest man alive!

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It’s true though isn’t it……

Swedish girls are are always hot!

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This dude looks like he’s going to eat this little chick alive…. I’m sure he would have broken her in half like a twig if given the chance!

What’s even worse is that I let him into my house! Gasp!!!

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It’s been a while since I posted up some fan club email…. Looks like I have a new stalker! At least she’s smoking hot!

I’d hit it. But you already knew that!

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When I was younger there used to be a saying that was about having a “token black friend”. I got mine, how about you? (In fact, I’m the godfather of his first child. Imagine that - He’s gonna wake up one day and discover his godfather is a pornographer!) But I think these days everyone has a “token Mexican friend”. And I’ve got mine.

His name is Alex and what a sport he is. He works in the adult industry, as do all of my friends, and he attends every adult convention. And he’s usually drunk.

Here he is with illeana….

I’m not sure what he does in the adult industry these days, but he’s fun to hang around. And the really funny thing about Alex is that he likes to have his picture taken with any woman who is willing to let herself be photographed with him. But this just makes him all the more fun to hang around.

Rumor has it he’s the one behind the Porn Gringos website. What a great fucking sense of humor. But the best part about Alex is that he’s one of the few who can match me shot for shot with the Jager.

Keep up the good work Alex!!!

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Earlier tonight I watched a movie called “The Girl Next Door”. It was about a (young) porn star who moves in next door to a high school senior, and how his life suddenly got turned around when he quickly got introduced to the porn world. It was very similar to “Risky Business”, but instead of hookers it had porn stars. In the movie they attend a “porn convention”; In this case it was AVN (Adult Video News). I can only imagine that it looks like to someone outside of the industry.

This movie reminded me of my past, and how I as a high school (computer) geek ended up loosing his virginity to the captain of the freshman high school cheerleading team (which explains my fondness for cheerleaders). She wanted to change me and she did; I went from being a geek to dating the cheerleading captain in one summer. Talk about making new friends.

Anyhows…. So this movie had a glimpse of a porn convention, which is ironic as I myself head to Vegas for the rest of the week for a similar porn convention. For some reason I’m well known in the adult Internet community, and it’s common for me to be walking through the hotel in Vegas and having calling out “Rochard, Hey Rochard”. Sort of makes me feel like a rock star. Not really, but almost.

At least Diddy knows who I am, and every time she sees me she gives me a warm welcome. Here we are together in Phoenix earlier this year (before I shaved my head bald).

So in the morning I’m off to Vegas for a week of fun and games and god only knows what. As expected I’ll be returning with lots of pix….. But be prepared because these days I’m looking like Kojack.

Oh, and if you thinking of robbing my house when I’m gone… I bought one of those alarm systems, have a huge guard dog, and I’m leaving behind my girlfriend who is handy with a baseball bat and has a bad case of herpes. So think twice about that one.

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One of the things I love about my little hometown here in Northern California is the local parade they always put on…. And every year, like clockwork, there is this bikini clad chick riding her horse with a US Flag. Always good to see her!

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Happy 4th of July to my fellow Americans.

For the rest of you…. Remember this:

Have a great day!

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