This is wrong (but in a sexy kind of way!):
I don’t know Melissa Midwest all that well, but I’m told that this is her Vette. This is wrong. She shouldn’t be allowed to have a faster car than me. Or a sexier car. I don’t think her Website makes her enough money to afford this, no less the motorcycle she has. Melissa Midwest must have a rich boyfriend or something.
Hey, Melissa Midwest, I’m rich too honey! Come visit me in Phoenix!