Every now and then you come across a chick that is just too hot to handle.
Diddylicous was one such woman. She was way too much. One time we were partying in Phoenix (as one does) and she let me drink Jägermeister off of her belly button. There was this ice sculpture and the Jägermeister would flow all through the ice sculpture and onto her tight little belly and then I would lick it up. I wasn’t impressed. It’s not like this is the first time a hot model wanted me to lick Jägermeister out of her belly button. Then she told me she wanted to lick Jägermeister out of my belly button. That was just the start of the night.
Diddylicous – who was one third my weight – did her best to match me shot for shot.
Then Diddylicous and my girlfriend decided to get up on stage together and mount the striipper pole….
A chick like Diddylicous is very hard to handle. It’s one thing that she’s cute and that men will hit on her all of the time. It’s another thing that you need to keep up with her. One moment she’s licking shot out of your belly button and the next moment she is putting the moves on your girlfriend, right up there on stage with dozens of people watching.
That was a good night. I do miss having Diddylicous in my life.
