16 years ago

My Retirement Plan

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

I’m investing my money into beer!

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