There are many things I am happy about. For example, I am happy that being a lesbian is back in. I’m fucking thrilled, but mostly because I enjoy going into a bar and buying a few drinks and getting chicks who would never kiss another woman to make out with other chicks. Yeah, I’m thrilled about that.

I’m also happy that I missed the late 60s and the 70s. I never did understand the disco thing. I also couldn’t imagine trying to wrestle a women out of a jump suit like Dawson Miller is wearing here.

These jumpsuits must have killed quickies!

However, if they are tight enough…. They do look good from behind, but I would imagine a tight pair of jeans would have the same effect.

God, I love Dawson’s long hair…. I’d tap that ass from behind and use her hair like reigns!