How would you like to find Craving Carmen on the floor of your kitchen half naked with her hair and her bra falling down……
Yikes. This is how you know you’ve been in porn too long. You see this picture of Craving Carmen and you think to yourself “Hot teen babe, yummy, me likie”. I see this picture of Craving Carmen and I say “Gee, I hope that kitchen floor was clean”. ( I’m so not kidding here. )
I can’t go to the mall and go girl watching any more. What used to be fun is now more like “I can edit that zit out of her forehead”. It sort of sucks to be me.