Category: Uncategorized
Dec
06
Hot Bartender
Sent in from Dan in San Diego. (Putting my email address was a great idea!)

Dan, you need to tell us what bar this is in San Diego and I’ll promise you I’ll swing by and visit the next time I’m in town!
Dec
06
Remember Summer
It sure is cold out as we come into the final days of 2006. Perhaps this will warm you up, sent in from a fan in Hawaii.
Nice job!
Dec
06
Another Email
I feel like I’m being stocked by this Melanie woman. If you’ll recall correctly, not too long ago she sent me an email asking to be on my blog. “No problem honey….” Now I’m getting email from her twice daily, as if I don’t already get enough email.
I have a co-worker who is English and every now and then he say something that catches me off guard. The other day in a meeting (yes, I attend meetings daily….) he mentioned something about “bits and pieces”. Come again? I asked him about it and he told me to figure it out on my own. So I email Melanie and I asked her what that meant. Her reply was only a picture:
Gee, it’s true - A picture is worth a thousand words!
I emailed Melanie back and asked her to answer my question and she explained to me that “bits and pieces” is “underwear”. Now her prior email makes sense. I’m still trying to get a picture of her with her “bits and pieces” off.
Dec
06
Casey Parker
Category: Casey Parker
Being so well connected in the adult industry, I’ve got my pulse on what’s going on. And I’ve been waiting for this one!
Her name is Casey Parker, a true blue California surfer babe. That’s hot. Very hot. Hotter than chicks in cowboy hats.
Have I met her? Pfft. (You need to ask?) I did in fact meet her. I met her in SOCAL at Martina Warren’s birthday party earlier this year. This gal is a hoot already!
Casey Parker is one girl to watch. You’ll be seeing more of her here!
Dec
06
Missing Raimi
I haven’t talked to Raimi in some time now. My loss. But I got a call from a common friend of ours who did lunch with her the other day. And oddly enough he told me the conversation for the entire afternoon was about how she missed me. How sweet.
I should give her a call.
Dec
06
Cool Ferrari
Nothing in the world compares to Ferrari. It doesn’t matter who has the fastest, loudest, or most expensive car. It’s a combination of having all three - and don’t forget the “wow” factor. Tell me this car doesn’t have it all.
This is really a one off prototype Ferrari produced earlier this year. I believe they are seriously considering making it.
Here’s a neat article about it if your interested.
It’s beautiful. And it’s red.
Dec
06
I need a French Maid
I’m a pretty neat person so I don’t need anyone to spend their time cleaning up after me. But I’d pay good money to have Melanie dressed up like this every night when I came home, dressed up as a French maid, with dinner ready, and a plan to make love to me ALL NIGHT LONG.
I wonder how much it would cost me to hire Melanie as my full time live in maid.
Dec
06
Fans Down Under
I get to go to these “adult webmaster conventions” which are really nothing more than company paid vacations. One of the perks I guess. You should see these shows; Wild stuff happens. Once I met this woman from Down Under there and as expected she made me weak in the knees. Thus, the following is now true:
1) Women with southern accents make me weak in the knees.
2) Women with English accents make me weak in the knees.
3) Canandian women make me weak in the knees, but only if they speak French. French women do nothing for me. They need to shave and take a shower.
4) Women from down under, when they talk, make me weak in the knees.
So some time ago I was contacted by a guy who calls himself Batts. He runs a blog called Batts Wold. Not sure why he calls himself Batts; Maybe it’s a little batty or something. Anyhows….
A wonderful relationship has bloosumed between this chap and I, and after showing me pictures of his gal pal Lanna, well, I’m getting my passport!
More of Lanna can be found at Batts World. Check it out. Here’s another picture.
This Batts guy is a character. I’ll be sure to bring my camera with me! I wonder if they have Jager down under? Stay tuned!
Dec
06
Hot Picture!
It must suck to be where your at, being as it’s cold and all. So I thought I’d share this picture to remind you that summer is coming once again. Soon. Have faith.
Dec
06
December 7th
Today is a day in history that most people have long since forgotten.
It’s a little known fact that I’m a huge WWII fan. Not exactly sure why but for some reason I find it interesting.
You already know the story - In 1941 Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, bringing the United States into World War II. The attack was a total surprise, but instead of dong long term damage to the US Pacific fleet…. It only pissed everyone off. Badly I might add. But intead of talking about the bad aspects of the war, I should mention what happened afterwards. War is hell; It’s a horrible thing. But from the ashes a new country emerged with a solid relationship with the US. Look at Japan now and tell me they arn’t doing well.
Makes you wonder how the Middle East will turn out, doesn’t it?













































