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Category: UncategorizedDec
07
No Idea
I have no idea what to say about this…..
Is this hot - or someone with too much free time?
post your comments
Dec
07
Fuck Yeah
This is hot - coming to a web page near you “soon”.
I can’t wait to see this one buck ass naked! She’s another hottie!
Nov
07
Happy Veterans Day
Happy Veterans Day to everyone who served. Thanks for helping to be sure I didn’t grow up speaking Japanese or German or Russian.
Also… Keep in mind we need to support our troops at all times, no matter who sits in the Oval Office, and what his (her?) policies may be…..
Nov
07
Nu Fan
I got this in my email box this morning…..
Looks like she has boobs. And she lives near me….
Oct
07
Outsourcing!!!
Was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Afghanistan. Told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane!!
Oct
07
The Marine and the Arabs
A friend of mine sent this to me, knowing that I’m a former Marine.
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”
“Don’t get up,” said the Marine, “I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.”
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine’s shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, “That looks good, I’d really like one, too.” Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine’s other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened
“Why does it have to be this way?” he asked. “How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”
Oct
07
Dr. Howie Feltersnatch
My Halloween party went off without a hitch. Well, almost. I was Dr. Howie Feltersnatch, complete with rubber gloves and all. This is me on the right with my date….
So we had some “drama”. At one point the Jager machine broke down and we had to take it apart to fix it. The cops came at 2am and shut us down; None of this “please be quiet” this time but instead wanted me to send everyone home. One guy passed out cold in my back yard and no one seemed to know who he was….. Someone pulled out sharpies and he woke up the next morning with a nice surprise….
I’ll post up more pix through out the week!
Oct
07
Today is the day
Today is the day - October 20th - The day we have our grand halloween party. “Big deal” you say? Here’s a picture from last year….
My parties are the bomb. I want naked chicks swinging from the rafters, people pass out cold on my floor when the sun comes up, the neighbors throughly pissed off, and the cops called at least once or twice. Did I mention the naked bartender? That’s how we roll.
Last year Lia made it out, and a few other of my favorite porn stars….. I wonder who will show up this year…. .
Oct
07
Don’t Explain
Do you ever wonder what’s behind some pictures? Who knows already. Don’t bother to try to explain this one away.
Don’t get me wrong…. I’m cool with women with blue hair. Never had sex with one but I can see myself digging it. I’m guessing blue haired friends could be very good friends if they wanted to bed. But only if they swallowed.
Oct
07
Peter North
My job sometimes brings me into contact with interesting people. Today it was Peter North. I remember watching him in porn many many years ago. I remember one scene where him and another guy tag teamed this one chick.. .Sounds gay but it was pretty hot.
Seems Peter bought himself a new car….
Who says porn doesn’t pay?
Click here to check out his website and click on the picture of the Ferrari about midpage. Lucky fucker.
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