Why is it every time I write about Sexy Pattycake you guys go ape shit?
Let me clue you in on running a website or running a blog. I can see exactly what your clicking on. I can see which pictures you click on, and which websites you visit – and even what websites you all sign up to. Pretty much the only thing I can’t tell from my stats is how many times you wank off to a certain girl. But that’s way too much information, and frankly I don’t need to know that. Nor does my girlfriend.
Yet every time I post about Sexy Pattycake you guys click on every last fucking photo, visit her website more than any other girl on my blog, and you guys sign up to her in droves. And you continue to be a member of her site for ever and a day.
I can fucking see why. Sexy Pattycake is hot!
I’d hit it, but you already know that.
Check her out in this sexy little skirt on her hands and knees. She looks like a good girl too. Fuck it. I want to violate her in a ways she’s never been violated before!
Get in line behind me because I got first dibs on Sexy Pattycake!!!!