Today

Well, today’s the day. It was many years ago today that I was born. I won’t say how old I am, but I will say that I’m not feeling my age. My girlfriend is half my age and I can still keep up with her without loosing my breath.

You’ve seen all of these pictures before, and if not you should read my blog more often. It’s written by me, not some seventeen year old jackass in his mother’s basement. I work in the adult industry; I’ve seen and done it all. Special thanks to everyone who has mad my wildest dreams come true!

Here’s some recent memorable events I caught on film…..

I’m famous for my parties. I’m also famous for having lots of naked chicks at my parties. It’s called “stocking the pond”.

And yes, that’s a picture of me when I was in boot camp – Paris Island.

I love Jager. Not sure why, being as it tastes like a bad combination of motor oil and moose piss. I always keep some in the freezer just in case some hottie wants me to pour it on her naked body.