Just wrapped up a “adult webmaster convention” in Phoenix and I’m back with lots of pix! I’ll start this off with a picture of myself, Alison Angel, and Lia 19.

I also got to see Southern Brooke, Teen Deja, Misty Anderson, Raimi, Vanilla Deville,illeanas, and Jordan Capri. Much to my surprise I also got to spend a lot of time with Diddy and got to know her rather well! She’s a hoot - everything I imagined. And she loves to party too!

I’ll be slapping up pix over the next few weeks for your entertainment so stay tuned…..

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Every so often I attend “adult conventions” through out the year. Mexico is usually one I don’t miss, but I think I’m done with that. This week I’m going on a road trip to one of these conventions and some of my best friends will be there - and some of the hottest women in the adult industry, starting off with Raimi Miller, pictured below on my old Mustang Mach 1.

A few others of my favorites will be there as well….. Including (in order from left to right!) sexy Misty Anderson, hot blonde Lia 19, Tiny Diddy, and of course my very own illeanas….

I’ll still be updating from the road, although I won’t be able to update with pictures from the show until I get back - so don’t hold your breath!

Everyone behave while I’m gone. Peace out.

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My blog generates a lot of email. I get one question more than any other question… “What does home of the full woody no splinter tropical dream vacation and spa salon mean?” is the question I get most.

Well, first of all, think of a hot tub with a sexy hot babe in it…

The truth is this comes from a goofy little song by a little known Canadian group called “2nu”. They were a one hit wonder in the 1980’s, and sang an odd little song called “Count ‘Em Up Creek”. The beginning of the song started off with….

“I needed a vacation, you know, someplace exotic… Where full bodied native girls reek of coconut scented suntan lotion… A place I could drink the water… And all for just $49.95. So, I called Clive Dinky’s - Home of the no splinter, full woody, tropical dream vacation and spa salon. Two hour later, there I am, looking straight into the eyes of “Mona the Monkey Woman”, when all of a sudden my Ziggy Marley accent kicks in…. “

Told you it was goofy! But it appealed to my odd sense of humor. This is what happens when I listen to Canadian music.

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Earlier today I got an interesting email from a lad in Switzerland. He emailed me some pictures of myself, Lia 19 (pictured below), Alison Angel, and Southern Brooke. The pictures were taken at my one of my (well known and well documented) parties at my house in Phoenix.

Turns out this lad has been taking to someone claiming to be Lia 19, and that she claims she is really a nurse in Ghana.

Keep in mind people that it’s really easy to pretend to be someone else on the Internet. (I might really be an eighteen year from the Philippines!) If a porn star emails you out of the clear blue, trust me when I tell you it’s not who you think it is. Anyone can pretend to be anyone they wish when they are hiding behind an email address.

Note that this is not to say that Lia 19 couldn’t be a nurse. You might look at her and think “oh, beautiful chick with her own website”. She’s a lot smarter than you all think!

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Work is so over rated!!!!

I used to be a great skier when I was a younger, but I learned how to avoid snow at all costs a long time ago. Oh, I loved skiing! We used to go for long weekends, and once I even went to Switzerland - that was something else. Rumor has it there is snow up in Lake Tahoe, not too far from me. So, I called up my buddy “Punker” and off we went in search of snow.

One of the things I love about her is her spirit of adventure. She’s an “anything goes” type of girl but in a classy way. That is, if you believe wearing a bra and panties in the snow is “classy‘.

Punker is not a model but can easily be one. Instead, she works with such hotties as Diddy, Kate, and Southern Brooke, and makes sure their sites run smooth. She’s always a blast to hang out with.

It was fucking cold this day; It took an entire bottle of wine to get her outside half naked!

It would take a lot more than a single bottle of wine to get me outside in the snow in my undies!!!

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To say I had a fun time in Vegas is an understatement…. Any high quality bonding time I get to spend with Misty Anderson is always a good thing. We bonded.

I also learned that she has the abilty to take the stem of a cherry and tie it in a knot. Now that’s talent!

Any woman who can do that is marriage material times ten.

I was also reminded that Misty has breasts. I mean, back in the day her website used to be non nude so we only had a hint. Now…. It’s out there for the enitre world to see!

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One of the things I love about shows in Vegas is the people you run into at the bars…. Such as Lia 19. She’s always a fun one to drink with!

She also gave us a special peek at her breasts…..

To answer your next question…. Yes, she drank me under the table!

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I’m back from Vegas. Sorry I didn’t provide updates from the road but I had no way to get the pix over from camera to my trusty laptop.

So I get to Vegas and guess who is the first person I see? None other than Misty Anderson!!!

I spent a lot of time with her, and also illeanas and Lia 19 - got lots of pix of all of that!

Let me get caught up tonight and I’ll post more pix on Thursday!

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All right folks… I’m out of here for the next week or so - Road trip to Vegas for a porn convention!! Whoot whoot!

I’m off to Vegas for the big “porn convention” of the year, and what a special treat it is for me. Take all of my best friends in the world, mix in a bunch of heavenly bodies, and then throw a week long party in Vegas (and then write it off your taxes!). Sounds like fun. I know Misty Anderson and Lia 19 will be there, and of course my gal pal illeanas. I have my camera with me so I’ll be sure to return with lots of pix.

The blog is set to update for a few days on it’s own so no worries there. I’ll also update from the road when I can. PEACE!

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Check out what one of my friends made for me….. It goes along with the “I like pie” theme!

Oh, visit Playboy’s Fresh Faces!

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