Every time I post up a picture of Misty Anderson I get brownie points with her. There have been some rumors that she is my “secret model girlfriend” I’ve mentioned on my blog here before (I’ve gotten a few emails about it really), but the truth is I rarely talk to her. This past week has been a special treat; We are working on a little project together and I’ve been talking to her on a regular basis which is kind of neat.

So here’s a picture of Misty Anderson and I hanging out last month or so.

Hey honey - this should be good for some brownie points, eh?

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Can you guess who’s ass this is on my car?

I’m not telling…..

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A friend of mine sent this to me via email early today…. This weekend he went to a strip club that like thirty foot tall stripper poles - and strippers that can go all the way up them!

I was married to a stripper years ago - many years ago - and I honestly believe that stripping is a lost art. Back in the day the things these women used to do on a stripper pole blew my mind…. Now - Not so much. They just want to collect your money, and if you got some more money they’ll sit on your lap and grind you.

Looks like he had fun!

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See what happens when the nicer weather comes out? I get to take pictures of my Lynn on my Cobra…..

How I do love the warmer weather…. More pix to follow!

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Earlier tonight I read somewhere online that one out of every ten Internet users have their blog. Wonderful. So what is going to get you to read my blog and not one of the ten zillion blogs out there.

Well, for starters, my blog is prettier. Here’s the new splash page I’m working on for the blog:

But let me fill you in on the nasty truth about blogs. Most people put zero effort in their blogs. Most people have someone else design their blog, they install the software to run it (very easy), and then use what are called “RSS Feeds” to fill their blog up with posts - meaning that someone they never met at a porn company writes the posts. How original is that? How real is that? It’s not.

It’s 11pm here in Northern California right now. I could be (should be!) banging my girlfriend. But instead I’m glued to my computer working on my blog.

Think about that the next time your reading someone’s blog. Is it a real blog, or is it fake?

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Seems there are some new rumors about Hayden Panettiere getting engaged? Here’s a picture of the new happy couple!

What a good looking sturdy type of guy he is too! Congrats Hayden!

(Yes, someone photoshopped me into the picture and sent it to me!)

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So I got an email this morning asking if I know Alison Angel. You think?

Yes, I know Alison Angel. Have I ever made love to her? No. Have I ever seen her naked in person? No. Do I have her cell phone number? Yes. (Shhhhhh.)

Have I ever fucked her? Ha. I should be so lucky!

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This looks like something I need to try…. Just hitting the road and trying to get girls to get naked with each other….. It’s called “Dirty Roadtrips“. Sounds like fun.

Don’t laugh - I have lots of friends who do it! They just hop in the car and drive off in search of women willing to get naked for some cash…. And I’d get to film it!

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I got an email this morning asking if I saw Raimi from Lightspeed Girls while I was in Phoenix. Hello?

Do you really think I would return to Phoenix and not see my precious Raimi??? Don’t be silly. Of course I saw her!

It was good to see her and hold her in my arms again!

She wore a very sexy black dress that night - This was at the Girls Gone Wild Party. At one point my Raimi was making out with some hot blonde named Ashley (more details about her later!).

What a fun night that was - I always love when we shut down a night club and have an open bar!!!

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One of the chicks I always look forward to at our adult conventions is none other than Misty Anderson.

I met Misty Anderson at this same show about three years ago. We hit it off quickly; A year later or so I was talking to her on a regular basis and she had flown out to spend some time with me. Alone. We went shopping which was a special treat for both us; I loved watching her shop, trying on different clothes.

But yeah, this trip was made by Misty Anderson. She looks hot no matter what she’s wearing and when it’s a tight bikini at the pool, well, it sort of makes my day!!!

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