It’s been a while since I posted up some fan club email…. Looks like I have a new stalker! At least she’s smoking hot!

I’d hit it. But you already knew that!

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When I was younger there used to be a saying that was about having a “token black friend”. I got mine, how about you? (In fact, I’m the godfather of his first child. Imagine that - He’s gonna wake up one day and discover his godfather is a pornographer!) But I think these days everyone has a “token Mexican friend”. And I’ve got mine.

His name is Alex and what a sport he is. He works in the adult industry, as do all of my friends, and he attends every adult convention. And he’s usually drunk.

Here he is with illeana….

I’m not sure what he does in the adult industry these days, but he’s fun to hang around. And the really funny thing about Alex is that he likes to have his picture taken with any woman who is willing to let herself be photographed with him. But this just makes him all the more fun to hang around.

Rumor has it he’s the one behind the Porn Gringos website. What a great fucking sense of humor. But the best part about Alex is that he’s one of the few who can match me shot for shot with the Jager.

Keep up the good work Alex!!!

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Earlier tonight I watched a movie called “The Girl Next Door”. It was about a (young) porn star who moves in next door to a high school senior, and how his life suddenly got turned around when he quickly got introduced to the porn world. It was very similar to “Risky Business”, but instead of hookers it had porn stars. In the movie they attend a “porn convention”; In this case it was AVN (Adult Video News). I can only imagine that it looks like to someone outside of the industry.

This movie reminded me of my past, and how I as a high school (computer) geek ended up loosing his virginity to the captain of the freshman high school cheerleading team (which explains my fondness for cheerleaders). She wanted to change me and she did; I went from being a geek to dating the cheerleading captain in one summer. Talk about making new friends.

Anyhows…. So this movie had a glimpse of a porn convention, which is ironic as I myself head to Vegas for the rest of the week for a similar porn convention. For some reason I’m well known in the adult Internet community, and it’s common for me to be walking through the hotel in Vegas and having calling out “Rochard, Hey Rochard”. Sort of makes me feel like a rock star. Not really, but almost.

At least Diddy knows who I am, and every time she sees me she gives me a warm welcome. Here we are together in Phoenix earlier this year (before I shaved my head bald).

So in the morning I’m off to Vegas for a week of fun and games and god only knows what. As expected I’ll be returning with lots of pix….. But be prepared because these days I’m looking like Kojack.

Oh, and if you thinking of robbing my house when I’m gone… I bought one of those alarm systems, have a huge guard dog, and I’m leaving behind my girlfriend who is handy with a baseball bat and has a bad case of herpes. So think twice about that one.

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One of the things I love about my little hometown here in Northern California is the local parade they always put on…. And every year, like clockwork, there is this bikini clad chick riding her horse with a US Flag. Always good to see her!

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Happy 4th of July to my fellow Americans.

For the rest of you…. Remember this:

Have a great day!

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Life’s been good - so far!

( Yeah, that’s me a few months ago before I shaved off my hair!)

Tonight my g/f and I were invited to a graduation. Yeah, I know what your thinking and you couldn’t be any further off. No, it wasn’t a high school graduation with lots of hot young eighteen years old running around (that was last week). This was for someone who had graduated and becoming a police officer. (Now picture me surrounded by cops! One of them was smoking hot too!) I met a family that was so fucked it up it wasn’t funny. They had one child together and five other kids from past relationships and marriages, all of different ages, all with their own drama, and two pairs of parents who’s health was failing. They scramble from one drama filled issue to another. What a way to live.

Me, I just photograph hot chicks. Here’s a shot I haven’t put up yet. It’s Misty Anderson and illeana, in their bathing suits. You can’t their faces, but that’s them. Life’s been good.

If that isn’t enough to make me happy about life ( not to mention my twenty-five year old girlfriend; You fuckers still haven’t figured out who it is!), Rochard’s Bunny Ranch Blog is being seen by more and more people every day. Traffic has more than doubled in the past six months. Keep in mind that my blog is hand written daily; It’s not updated by some eighteen year old Filipino living in his mother’s basement. Perhaps hard work does pay off.

Life’s been good. Thanks for you support!

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One of my friends is a photographer for “Keiv Nightlife Magazine” and gets invited to some of the most interesting parties….. Sort of makes you you want to go to Russia when you see stuff like this:

Looks like fun to me. I wonder if any of them is looking for a rich American husband?

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I just found out a friend of mine runs a site called “Epic Fucking Fail”. Funny shit!

Check it out: EpicFuckingFail.com. Peace.

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Sorry I haven’t been updating much this weekend…. Here’s why: Dixie Dash has me all hot and bothered!

Now how is that for total hotness??? Thanks Dixie Dash!!!! Hugs & Kisses - I love you!

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Remember my Rochard’s Bunny Ranch shirts? Well, they are back.

For those of you who aren’t regular readers of my blog (just bookmark my blog and get it over with, you know you want to!), I’ve had some t-shirts made for Rochard’s Bunny Ranch. This was some time ago, using the old original design of the blog. Here’s a few samples….

Misty Anderson…..

And Raimi Miller…..

Well, I had a new batch made a few weeks ago and sent a few of them out to a handful of “select friends” (read: hot chicks I want to bang like a screen door in a hurricane). I just found out that one of them reached their destination and are in the hands of a young hottie who plans on taking some pictures of herself with the shirt on Wednesday - so stand by for those! I mean, don’t hold your breath or anything, but now you have something to look forward to.

If your interested - and have a hottie who wants to wear one of my shirts - you can buy your own at my Cafepress store. If she’s really hot and you send me some pictures, I might just mail you out a shirt for free. Email me with pix if that’s the case!

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