Few people have touched me the way my friend Billie has. I wish she would touch me much more often.
I first met Billie in Mexico while attending an “industry convention” which is really no more than a thinly disguised excuse for a vacation with 100 of our drunken friends. She was there with her metrosexual lover “Todd”, but that’s a story for another time. I was instantly drawn to her on many different levels. She’s a rare odd bird, a breath of fresh air, spunky and perky at the same time. One of the oddest things about her is her fondness for naps. I like women who nap. I like big breasted women who nap.
She has full natural breasts, but this isn’t a post about my obsession for breasts. We’ll cover that at another time.
Billie loves adventure. She’ll try anything once; More if she likes it. She rode on the bike of my bike all the way into Mexico just for kicks. ( Click here for a photo of Billie and I on my bike in Mexico! ) Being alone with Billie for two hours on the back of my bike with her breasts digging into my back was a dream come true (even if her metrosexual boyfriend was driving his ghey car behind us!)
I also have reason to believe Billie is a closet leslbian, but that’s only because of my wild imagination and the fact that she has short hair. I think all women who have short hair are lesbians. And of course any woman with short red hair willing to go down on shish kebob in a public If you never had the oppertunity to see this yourself, the trimiph is highly desirable.
Although Billie is not a model (she could be one!), she has a website at www.billiesbitches.com.
