On the surface Jayde Nicole looks great. She’s got the legs, the boobs, the long hair, and a face any man would beg to fuck. What you don’t see up front is that she’s – Gasp! – Canadian. Great. But after you take off her clothes, above her snatch, she has a tattoo. It says “Respect“. Oh lord.
You know the only reason she became Playmate of the year was beacuse of her big hair – a nice through back to Playboy back in the day. If she’s fucking who I think she might just be fucking, well, I don’t have much respect for her.
Oh, who I am kidding? I’d still hit it. But I’m sure you can sense my hesitiation here….