God I miss the 80’s – the era of big fucking hair.
If Jordan Capri is called the “Queen Of Cute”, Then we’ll have to call my good friend here Peachez the “Queen of Big Hair”. This gal must spend hours and hours on her fucking hair. Not that I don’t thank for it. I mean I’d thank her for this daily if I was nailing her. Oh hell, who I am kidding. I’d get down and lick her feet just because I could if she’d let me.
I met her in person once in Vegas during one of our porno conventions. I will admit she’s sweet as pie. Nice gal. She’s the kind you can take home to Mommy and then later that night tap her from behind.
And why do they call her Peachez you ask? I’m not sure. If I had to guess, I would say because she shaves her little cooter every morning and it’s as smooth as a peach. Exactly.
