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Category: Paris HiltonJul
07
Got Weed Paris?
As if Paris Hilton doesn’t have enough legal problems now she got caught somking some weed…
I hope your parents are proud.
At least she got caught doing it in a bikini!
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Jul
07
Very Nice Paris
I like girls who like their country…
…and display it by dressing up in a shirt skirt in front of a flag!
Jun
07
Paris Hilton Released
Paris Hilton was released after serving just 23 days of her 45 day sentence.
What the fuck? So much for teaching her a lesson, huh? What we really need to do is release all the damn potheads we have locked up.
I wonder if she learned how to be someone’s bitch while she was in prison?
Jun
07
Silly Rabbit
Silly Rabbit. Did you learn anything from prision bitch?
She’s already out. Imagine that. With any luck she learned how to eat snatch, so at least her next porn video will be a lesbian flick.
Jun
07
Paris Hilton
I have some down time for a few moments this morning. I’ve left Florida and now I’m in the Bahamas a few days of…. well, nothing. But I needed to check in with work, catch up on the Paris Hilton stuff, and of course provide an update for those of you who read my blog like it’s a religion.
There seems to be a lot of talk about Paris Hilton. And a lot of people are asking why. Well, she’s young, she’s cute, she’s fucking rich, and thanks in part to her sex video that released a few years ago we know she gives head. Tell me you wouldn’t hit this?
Truthfully she reminds me of my friend Punker Barbie, except for Punker is a bit shorter (which might be to Punker’s favor). The only other difference is Paris Hilton is rich and Punker not to much. I think both of them have a habit of not wearing panties. That’s hawt.
Okay, I’m out. I’m going on a cruise on a sailboat for the rest of the day and I won’t resurface until Monday. Until then be good - or at least try harder at being bad.
Jun
07
Paris’s Snatch
Is it the in thing for celebs to be showing off their snatch?
If it’s not Britney Spears it’s Paris Hilton. It’s not like we haven’t seen this on her sex video already. (Your welcome for that by the way!)
So she has a nice cute little dress and she’s trying to show off her legs. She moves the dress over a bit and bam - snatch city. Was that on purpose or an accident? I’m guessing it was on purpose. No one was paying attention to her so it was all “look at me, look at me”. She has my attention.
At least she knows where her place is.
Apr
07
Paris Hilton Ad
Remember the buzz when this commerical came out?
Who would have imagined that Paris Hilton sucking on a hamburger in a bikini would have gotten any attention? I’m sure it gave jerk material to all of the high school boys.
She does look good in a bikini. I’ll give her that. But otherwise she has not much talent….
Apr
07
Confused about Paris
She can’t sing or act and really insn’t pretty enough to be a model. She can’t even suck cock. All she is good at is being famous for being famous.
This girl has no idea how lucky she is. If her parents weren’t filthy rich she would be working at Burger King. Or if she was lucky Wendy’s.
Apr
07
Paris Hilton Hot Bikini
You know how I love good bikini pix!
Shouldn’t bring your phone into the pool honey. Trust me on this one!
Apr
07
Flat Stomach
Flat stomachs turn me on.
Yeah, I’d hit it. I’d marry if I could, but mostly because she’s cute and I could be on top and she’s fucking rich!
