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Just what I needed to see this morning - The love of my life Hayden Panettiere hanging out with Paris Hilton, who’s famous for nothing more than her own sex tape. Wonderful.

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Not good. And it seems Hayden is picking up some other bad habits, such as smoking. I’m mean, I’m okay with it if it’s nothing more than an oral obsession, but clearly Paris Hilton isn’t qualified to be teaching anyone about giving head.

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Paris Hilton is a bitch and she’s on my shit list effective today.

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I have a regular love / hate relationship with Paris Hilton. I’m never sure if I want to beat her or make love to her. But I guess at the end of the day if she’s dressed up wearing nothing but white lingerie and high heels I’d want to do more than cuddle with her in bed.

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Here she is this past weekend performing with the Pussycat Dolls for her birthday. Must be nice to be rich; You can buy your friends and get to perform with them on stage. Love the look of her in the over sized champagne glass - That’s always been another fantasy of mine!

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Although her sex tape says otherwise, I would imagine this chick would be wild in bed!!!

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I think I’m on the fence with Paris Hilton. Is she hot or not? She’s looking mighty hot in this tight pink dress!

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I mean, don’t get me wrong here. I’d fuck her just because she’s worth millions.

You surely wouldn’t need to put a bag over her head to fuck her. She’s fuckable. But I’m just not sure if she’s hot or not.

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20
Aug
07

Paris on TV again?

You can’t act, sing, or do pretty much anything. Your cute and rich and a bitch and that’s about it. So why in the world are you going to star on yet another TV show? (Need the money?)

That’s fine. It will give me some new jerk material.

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This is by far my all time favorite picture of Paris Hilton!

Set aside what you think about Paris Hilton for a moment. Now picture her in this outfit saying “Fuck me big boy!”. Yes you would.

The problem I have with it is… why does it look like she’s in someone’s basement?

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Seems like the guy who created Spiderman is planning on making another superhero movie - with Paris Hilton. No, seriously. I’m not kidding.

I think the only movies she should be in is porn movies. At least we know she knows how to suck cock!

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You can say Buh-Bye to Paris and Nicole on the Simple Life. It’s been canceled.

Thank God that “Heros” is still on TV!

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27
Jul
07

Nice Dress Paris

I love this dress. I wonder if this was what she wore to prison?

I also wonder if she was someone’s bitch while she was in prison. I’m sure she already does the lesbian thing!

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21
Jul
07

Stop it already!!

Hasn’t Paris Hilton spent enough of her free time making an ass out of herself?

If this outfit isn’t bad enough…. notice that her pet dog has a matching outfit. My lord. Your cute, your hot, you got a banging body. But you can’t act and you can’t sing. Just go and get married already, and otherwise stay out of the limelight.

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16
Jul
07

Got Weed Paris?

As if Paris Hilton doesn’t have enough legal problems now she got caught somking some weed…

I hope your parents are proud.

At least she got caught doing it in a bikini!

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