When I was younger there used to be a saying that was about having a “token black friend”. I got mine, how about you? (In fact, I’m the godfather of his first child. Imagine that - He’s gonna wake up one day and discover his godfather is a pornographer!) But I think these days everyone has a “token Mexican friend”. And I’ve got mine.

His name is Alex and what a sport he is. He works in the adult industry, as do all of my friends, and he attends every adult convention. And he’s usually drunk.

Here he is with illeana….

I’m not sure what he does in the adult industry these days, but he’s fun to hang around. And the really funny thing about Alex is that he likes to have his picture taken with any woman who is willing to let herself be photographed with him. But this just makes him all the more fun to hang around.

Rumor has it he’s the one behind the Porn Gringos website. What a great fucking sense of humor. But the best part about Alex is that he’s one of the few who can match me shot for shot with the Jager.

Keep up the good work Alex!!!

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I love chicks with long hair…… Love Abbie has some nice long hair, and this picture of her on her ass on the floor arching her back with her long blonde hair falling down……

Fucking classic.

You know why I like long hair, right?

Well, it might have to do with the fact that I’ve never really dated a woman with long hair like Love Abbie has here. But that’s another matter altogether.

The truth is…. I love to pull on long hair while I’m, you know, hitting it from behind.

True story!

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Well it’s just after midnight… and I’m surfing porn sites. Looks like XOXO Leah updated her site with some new pix….. I love big hair so this works for me!!!

I’ll call this post “Big Blonde Hair” because it’s late, I’m tired, and I creative juices aren’t flowing. Other juices, well, that’s another story…..

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It never fails. I ask you guys to post comments, and instead you email me.

Paul from San Diego emailed me and asked if I had any pictures of Lia 19 from my Vegas trip. Lia 19 was there, although I only spoke to her briefly. But she always is a special treat in a bikini! Here she is pictures with my good friend Punker. I seriously think these two are lesbians….

Of course Lia 19 and Punker being lesbians would be the tops! I’d pay to see that really…..

Sadly this is the only shot I got of Lia 19 while I was in Vegas…. Bummer. I need to work on my photography skills, huh?

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So, how about something a little different today? Different is good.

I always get a certain thrill writing about Cute Rain. She is just the most original solo girl in the Internet today; She’s like the neatest thing since sliced bread and very hot at the same time. Also, I’m not sure what it is, but she has the oddest set of knockers I’ve ever seen - and I’ve seen a lot of breasts. I can’t put my finger on it but they are just “different”. Not in a fake boob job kind of way, but just unlike any set of hooters I’ve ever seen before.

Here’s an interesting set of photos….

Interesting car. I believe Cute Rain lives somewhere “down in South America”. That explains why I’ve never seen the car before, although of course I know the logo. (They have French cars in South America? News to me.)

I’ve also never seen her girlfriend……

I wonder what the story is behind these pictures…. did they just decide to go for a cruise dressed up in mesh shirts? (Or is that fishnet?) Do they normally dress like this for a drive in the country?

Cute Rain is such a odd bird, but still very easy on the eyes!!!

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Ah, Misty Anderson - One of my all time favorites and someone who will always be close to my heart!

One of my all time favorite pictures of Misty Anderson in black stockings, high heels, and a blue bustier. I’ve posted those pictures here before. Well, it seems this week’s update is in the same outfit. Different shoes, but the same damn sexy outfit.

I’d hit it.

And being as her website has changed a little bit and is now hard core - or somewhat so - this set features her with a nice vibrator which she promptly sticks in a few different holes!

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So, I come back from my trip to Vegas and I find out - Gasp - Some idiot who may or may not be dating my future ex-wife and the future mother of my future children might have purchased an engagement ring. This would be a big mistake on Hayden’s part.

Then again, it doesn’t look like Hayden Panettiere is too excited about it….

Then again, for all I know maybe her legal staff just told her about how I call her my future ex-wife. That would sort of freak me out too.

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Seems like Ashlee Simpson gets all of the attention in the Simpson family these days and even more so when it comes to breasts, but you cannot deny that Jessica Simpson has a great fucking rack and is ten times hotter than her younger sister!

I would so hit that, this sexy ass dress is an extra added bonus!!!!

I can’t name more than two songs that Jessica Simpson sings, but I’d gladly feel her up any day of the week…..

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