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Mar
06
Paris Hilton
I don’t get Paris Hilton. Yeah, she’s cute and sexy. Yeah, I’d fuck her brains out if I ever got the oppertunity. As much as I want a damn Ferrari I’m not about to sell my soul to the devil to get access to her massive amount of wealth. So she’s worth billions. So what.
Would you hit her?
Yeah, I’m guessing you would. I would too, but only once. Just for shits and giggles. One thing is for sure - she’s got nothing on Alison Angel or my friend Lia!
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Mar
06
Smoking Hawt!
You know I like women in cowboy hats, high heels, lesbians, and lesbians kissing, but did you also know I love women dressed up in corests? Not sure why. This picture of my dear friend Peachez sort of says it all!
Hell Yes.
Mar
06
30 Things I learned from PORN!
All of this is so very, very true!
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy ****s.
11. People in the 70’s couldn’t **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they “high five” each other.(and the girl isn’t disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don’t exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
19. There’s a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches… or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don’t have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.
Mar
06
Devil’s Advocate
Let just say that your wildest fantasy comes true. Let’s just say.
If you had the oppertunity to spend the night with one of these three girls, which would it be?
In order from left to right is Kate, and Misty Anderson, and Raven Riley, . Any one of these three would do anything you wanted for one night. Which would you pick?
Let’s talk about their best features, shall we? Yes, let’s do that.
Kate is a nice shy girl who tends to downplay her breasts in public. No, really, she does. Every time I’ve seen her you would never know she has HUGE BOOBS. However, she’s Canandian, and Rochard doesn’t do that.
Misty Anderson is the Ferrari of sex. How do I know this? I just do. (Don’t ask questions here.) On her live cam I’ve seen her room; She has little horses and stuffed animals. Stuffed animals are kind of hawt, but what’s up with the horses? Or maybe she’s a cowgirl. I’ve seen a video with her riding a bull once and it was kind of hot. If she can do that in bed, well, she can; She’s a strong contender for my choice here.
I don’t know Raven Riley all that well. The first time I met her I had no idea who she was or what was about to happen. In was in San Diego during one of those porno conventinons and I was told to “sit down and not move” and promised that I would get a big surprise. My big surprise was Raven Riley in a cheerleading outfit giving me a lapdance. She gets points for the lap dance, for doing the lap dance properly, and for being so willing to give a stranger a good lap dance. So she’s in the running.
So here’s what I think:
:: Kate is hot, and has a tight little body. But she’s Canandian.
:: Raven Riley seems nice, but I don’t know her well enough. I bet she’d be wild in bed but I’m not sure.
:: Misty Anderson knows how to ride a bull, has her own cowboy hat, and seems to enjoy spending time with me.
Misty Anderson gets my vote. How about you guys?
Mar
06
Have You Done This?
Have you done this? Admit it.
I should get some hot chix in my office here to do this. I’d like to watch!
Mar
06
Dress Allure
The attraction to dresses are simple - Men want to look up the dress to see what they are wearing underneath. When I see this picture of Alison Angel the first thing I say is “hmm, wonder what you got on underneath there”.
Of course the way she has her legs spread just adds to it.
I’d also venture that the easy access factor has a lot to do with it as well. I could see myself out on the beach with Alison Angel in this dress and just tearing into her. God, I want her. Almost as bad as Lia or Misty Anderson!
Mar
06
Playing Golf
Got Golf? Imnagine sp ending the day with Jordan Capri and Taylor Little playing mini golf in short skirts? Sounds like a fun day to me.
First we follow them up the stairs.
Then Taylor Little takes a peek up Jordan’s skirt:
They teased each other for about ten more minutes before this happened:
This was supposed to be a break between shoots and we just happened to bring a camera with us. See how these things happen. Yeah, tell me again how all women aren’t lesbians.
(Note: These pictures can also be found on the premier lesbian site Lightspeed Sorority!)
Mar
06
My New Car
Fuck the car, I want the girl!
I’m working on getting a Ferrari. That’s my end goal. There is nothing that compares to Ferrari. Nothing. No Lambos, No Porshe, notta. Not even close. My friend has one; It’s a pleasure to drive. People see a Porshe and they go “oh, a Porshe”. They see a Ferrari and their heads turn. Lambo? Fucking ugly. Ferrari is the only way to go. I’ve give it about another two years before I own one of these. Can’t wait to see those pictures!
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