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May
06
My Nu Stalker?
Last night I’m walking out of a store to my car and there is this pretty hot chick looking at my car. I drive a Mach 1 Mustang, no big deal really, so I knew something was afoot. I’m like “this should be interesting”. I walk up to my car and she says “Are you Richard?”. The thought process that quickly ran through my head was “She knows my name but isn’t carrying a baseball bat, so this should be really interesting”.
Not that women come after me with baseball bats. Not recently. Or ever come to think about it.
So I say in a polite grown up voice “Yes, I am Richard. And you are?”. She didn’t answer me, but instead answered my question with another question. “Is it true you work for Playboy?” Come to daddy. I’ll make you a star.
The young lady gave me her phone number and I went about my way. Will I call her? Maybe. Would I hit it? Twice on a Tuesday night.
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May
06
Lesbian Jokes!
Got to love lesbians, right?
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
…A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?….
…A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
…Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
…Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
..Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
…A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
..Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
…She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
…Even the pool table doesn’t have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins?
…Lick-a-likes.
11. What’s the definition of confusion?
…Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
…One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.
13. What do you call an open can of tuna on a lesbians coffee table?
…Potpourri.
May
06
Big Fucking Teeth
Think this woman still gives head?
With choppers like those I’d be afraid to let her put her pride and joy in her mouth!
May
06
Tight Shirts
I love this picture of Stacy Bride in her tight shirt.
I love the way the shirt tightly wraps up her breasts, making them look larger than they might be, holding them in close. I want to sneak up from behind her and just fondle Stacy Bride’s breasts - hold them, squeeze them, play with them. Mine. All mine.
I scare myself sometimes.
May
06
Got Skates?
May
06
Red Heads Rock
I love red heads. Something about them; I’m not sure what. But I love red heads.
This is my friend Elli.
Well, I’m not sure how good of a friend she is. I know her, I’ve met her in person, but we aren’t like best buddies. We arent’ nearly as close as Raimi and I. I’d like to be better friends with her, but she too is resisting my marriage proposals. I’m working on it.
Check this out - She’s Canandian. Some people think I don’t like Canandians, but truthfully I have yet to meet a Canandian that I didn’t like. They seem rather nice, and are usually funny. And I like red headed Canandians.
May
06
Melissa Midwest in the News
Melissa Midwest is in the news again in her home town of Lincoln, Nebraska. Here’s a picture from the news story and the text that goes with it.
LINCOLN, Neb. — A Lincoln woman could go to jail if convicted of the latest public indecency charge against her. Officials have charged Melissa Harrington, 23, saying she was topless when she hosted a wet T-shirt contest at a Lincoln bar in March.
Harrington said she was not nude — she used pink paint to cover parts of her breasts.
Lincoln’s city attorney said the ordinance doesn’t just deal with color, but addresses whether coverage hides contour and texture of a body.
Harrington was first ticketed by Lincoln police in 2003 after she posted on her Web site nude pictures of herself taken at a Lincoln bar.
It seems that Melissa has been in trouble before too; This is an ongoing thing. Her member’s area has a video of her being topless wearing pasties performing at a local night club when the police came in and shut it down. It’s rather amusing.
I wish her the best of luck.
May
06
Mexican Carwash
So Alison Angel goes down to Mexico for a little vacation. She rents a car, and then decides she needs it washed. So she’s sitting there waiting for her car when her photographer took this picutre…..
I like girls like Alison Angel who drop their top the moment they get bored. Where can I find a gal like this?
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