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Rochard Meets Melissa

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So I got to meet Melissa Midwest!

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(Man, I look pretty damn fat there, don’t I?)

So I’m at this party and there is this totally hot blonde there who looks somewhat familiar. I walked up to her and introduced myself and she told me she was Melissa Midwest. I said “I have pictures of you up on my blog – on the Camaro (sic) and the bike”. She thought it was so cool that I had her pictures up.

But the best part was the ride home in the stretch hummer. We pulled into the hotel where everyone was staying at it was bumper to bumper, full of cabs (at 3am in the morning!). We all wanted to bail out of the hummer but couldn’t because it has to be opened from the outside. So the diver opens up the window and for some reason we still couldn’t get it open. So Melissa Midwest – I kid you not – climbs over everyone on the Hummer and slides out the window and gets the door open. Don’t believe me? I got a picture of that too!

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Fun times man!

I’m such a lucky bastard!

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