17 years ago

Catching Up With Melissa

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It’s been a while since I’ve talked to Melissa Midwest. So I dopped her an email to see what she’s been up to. Seems like she fought the law, and well, the law won. But she looks good!

My regular readers might remember she had a slight run in with the law. Seems she really is from a town in the midwest, and they tend to frown on anything involving public nudity (which is a shame really). Seems Melissa liked to hang out in local bar where she put on a show which involved her being topless but with pasties on. And them country folk in the midwest did not like this one bit. They raided the bar, shut down the show, hauled her cute little tiny ass into court, where the judge told her nicely not to do it again.

That should have been the end of the story, but that wouldn’t be too interesting. Instead Melissa decided to push the issue and the topless thing again. And again. Melissa had a number of dramatic court showings and was finally slapped with probation.

So she’s not in prison doing the prison lesbian thing (like the soon to be in prison Paris Hilton!), but is prohibited from doing any kind of public nudity. Being as she has her own website it’s easy to keep track of because she loves to post pictures of herself naked in public. But she’s alive and well and wants me to say hello to everyone.

So there you go.

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