Sheer Black Lace Dress

You all know I have a thing for Meet Madden. I want to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane, or something like that. Really I just want to bang her. I could lie to her and tell her I’m loaded, or not; I am doing well financially so maybe if she’s looking for a place to crash I’d be willing to share my bed with her and even buy her a truck for her to bang around in. (I think she drives trucks.)

Then when I see Meet Madden wearing what might just pass as a sheer lace dress…. I might down for that!