I don’t know much about Meet Madden – not yet anyhow – but there are a few things I’ve learned about her recently. First is she has blonde hair. Yeah, I know, thank you Captain Fucking Obvious. When I say “Meet Madden has blonde hair”, I mean she has a lot of blonde hair with lots of volume – and she knows how to use it. Although I wouldn’t mind seeing her in a ponytail; I like to have something to hold onto when I’m hitting it from behind nice and hard.
Which brings me to the second thing I’ve noticed about Meet Madden. I have never seen a chick her age who ends up on her hands and knees, doggie style, in each and every photo shoot. (Yeah, I know, I don’t have any photos of her here ready to get plummeted from behind but get the fuck over it because I spend my nights working on this blog giving you lots of pictures of her begging to be fucked doggie style. Click around already you lazy bastard!) Well, at least we know how Meet Madden likes it – From behind, that is.
Meet Madden also seems to have a thing for short shorts.
I like short shorts. I also like Meet Madden. Thus, I must like Meet Madden in short shorts. But truth be told I like my Meet Madden any fucking way I can get her!
Some day in fact I’d like to meet Meet Madden. (Little play on words there for my girlfriend, who reads my blogs. Bitch. Go do the dishes already.)
Not only do I want to meet her, I want to lock her in my bedroom for a weekend and do nothing but eat delivered pizza and have sex with her all weekend!
Sounds like a fucking plan to me!
