I support working moms. And I don’t mean Kate Grounds is a working mom; I’m saying I support strippers. Then again, if Kate Grounds was in fact a working mom, I’d gladly support her. Mostly by giving her my entire paycheck one dollar at a time.
To this very day I remember my first time in a strip club. I grew up in a very rural (read: utterly dull) area of New Jersey. The running joke with NJ if you’ve lived there is “What exit?”, as in “What exit did you live off of. It seems this joke is a reference to the NJ Turnpike, which I’ve never been on. That’s how fucking rural we were. Anyhow, my first time in a strip club was a short time after becoming a US Marine. Oh, it was beautiful. Topless women bringing beer. What more can you ask for?
Of course, it was a different time then – the late 1980s. It’s when strippers were strippers because they were beautiful like Kate Grounds here…..
Strippers back then also knew how to strip. The job of a stripper isn’t one or two moves when they lift their ass up off of the floor and gave you a fuck smile hoping you’ll give them a dollar or maybe ask for a lap dance. A real stripper is more of a dancer, and one that can physically have sex with a stripper pole.
Seems like Kate Grounds here knows a thing or two about stripping. At the very least she knows how to ride the stripper pole up to the top!
Yeah, Kate Grounds can handle herself. She knows what she’s doing. And let me tell you something about strippers – real strippers…. They know what they are doing in bed. None of this “laying there like a fucking fish” routine. I mean, I doubt Kate Grounds ever did that, but still… You never just know. Knowing that Kate Grounds can work as a stripper, well, we know she knows how to move in bed!
