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Kate Called Me

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So my phone rings first thing in the morning before I’ve even gotten out of bed. “Hi Richard, it was good seeing you in Phoenix a few weeks ago” says a young women on the other end of the line. I detect a trace of a French accent but otherwise cannot place the voice. “Yeah, um, who is this again?” I ask. She tells me it’s Kate Grounds from Kate’s Playground. Oh yes, the only Canadian I’ve ever wanted to sleep with.

Then Kate Grounds proceeds to bitch me out because I haven’t written about her on my blog in some time. “Well, gee, it’s not like I hear from you often – or ever for that matter” I say. I’m unusually blunt at 6am when my sleep is shattered by my cell phone. Then Kate Grounds continues to chew my ass out for not getting a passport.

Listen carefully here – You might have heard some rumors that I don’t like Canadians. Other than the fact I truly believe that the US should invade Canada and annex it, and make it a new state (called “Northern Montana”) I don’t have a problem with Canadians. It might be possible I’m still upset about being deported from the Great White North, but I’m sure I’ll get over that in time.

We chatted for bit, Kate Grounds set me up with a password to her site, and then told me she “loved me” which was odd being as I don’t know her all that well. Once I gathered my senses and kicked out last night’s cuddle toy I logged into her site. You know the rules; The moment I see a woman in a cowboy hat, well, I have to post it.

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So there you have it. Stay tuned for more of Kate Grounds!!!!

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