Karla Playing Dress Up

I don’t spend all of my free time surfing porn websites you know. Only most of my time. I love reading about exotic cars; A sexy Ferrari can turn me on as much as a sexy picture of – say – Karla Spice. Although I’d look pretty odd jerking off on the hood of a fine Italian sports car.

I like reading about the rich and famous; I love reading about private jets and huge yachts. I wish I was mega rich ( you guy buy a membership to Karla Spice right now you cheap bastard!). I imagine I was rich and I had a huge yacht – the kind that you can land a helicopter on – and I staff it will with hot chicks to run it. Then I’d dress them up…..

Well, I’d dress them up like Karla Spice here!