I don’t spend all of my free time surfing porn websites you know. Only most of my time. I love reading about exotic cars; A sexy Ferrari can turn me on as much as a sexy picture of – say – Karla Spice. Although I’d look pretty odd jerking off on the hood of a fine Italian sports car.
I like reading about the rich and famous; I love reading about private jets and huge yachts. I wish I was mega rich ( you guy buy a membership to Karla Spice right now you cheap bastard!). I imagine I was rich and I had a huge yacht – the kind that you can land a helicopter on – and I staff it will with hot chicks to run it. Then I’d dress them up…..
Well, I’d dress them up like Karla Spice here!
Skirts and all too! Imagine seeing Karla Spice on my big ass yacht with the wind blowing up her tiny short little skirt.
Sounds like the kind of cruise I’d love to go on!
I wonder if Karla Spice would be willing to work on my yacht…. I’d pay her big bucks. Oh, and something else!
