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16
Oct
08

Sexy Pumpkin Patch

Well, it’s that time of year again……. November is right around the corner and that means Halloween is coming up quickly…. One of the best things I love about Halloween is seeing all of our favorite teen models in kinky / sexy Halloween costumes…..

But this picture popped up in my email this morning – Heidi Montag at the pumpkin patch, holding up two large pumpkins…. About where her breasts should be. How cute.

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I wonder if we’ll see a bunch of hot celebs posing in Pumpkin Patches this year….

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Many years ago when I was a kid there was this movie I used to watch over and over again. This woman came in dressed up in a mini skirt and tight top to audition for a singing role. She barged in and gave a quick performance. Once of the “directors” there said “Can’t fucking sing but she has a great ass!”. Which is exactly what I thought when I saw Heidi Montag’s video “Higher” this morning.

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Don’t get me wrong. Heidi Montag is pretty hot, although a bit on the thin side for my tastes. She’s got the body though, all boobs and legs and lovely blonde hair.

But other than a few roles on MTV’s Laguna Beach and being on the reality television series The Hills. It’s not like she can really act, and she surely can’t sing. But she sure does look good in her pink bikini pretending to sing on the beach!

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But I guess that’s how they roll in Hollywood these days – when the “star” has no talent they just hide it behind pure sex appeal! Can’t sing? Just wear a tiny bikini and strut around on the beach!

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The only really good part about this video is the cameltoe going on! Don’t worry, chances are she’ll be working in porn shortly anyhow!

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Heidi Montag went down to Mexico and the paparazzi snapped some hot pix of her in this bikini….

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Very, very nice!

I love this second shot here with her on her hands and knees. You just know what this means!

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That’s right kids – she likes it doggie style!

Note the hat too – sort of like a Mexican cowboy hat. And you know how I like that!

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