Category: Hayden Panettiere
Mar
08
Hayden: Every Day Average Girl
It’s been way too long since I’ve done a Hayden Panettiere post! There is nothing I like more than to wake up on a Monday morning and see pix of Hayden Panettiere on my blog!
Clearly Hayden has what I’d call a “wicked tongue“…. Look at that beast! Now close your eyes and imagine what she can do to you in a dimly lit room…..
Poke - Back to reality!
So here’s some random Hayden Panettiere pix. I like the one of the her with the Red Bull because I’m a big Red Bull fan too! That first picture of her in the short jean shorts and the ultra tight white shirt is priceless!
I’m not sure if it’s Monday morning or not yet; I’m a little fucked up with this time change crap. Not sure why they do that (We didn’t do it in Arizona and we got along just fine!). Enjoy your week!
Mar
08
Hayden Does Larry King?
Seems Hayden Panettiere was on Larry King last night…. And no one bothered to call me.
In a strange twist of fate, not more than an hour ago my girlfriend and I had a discussion about how women are going to vote for Hillary, and how black men will vote for Obama. I told her I was going to vote for whomever Hayden tells me to vote for. Being as I fail to watch Larry King like it’s a religion, well, I have no idea who to vote for now.
I can care less who Hayden is going to vote for. Does she really think that people will flock to the polls and vote for the candidate of her choice just because she has cute perky breasts?
Seems to me that people are more interested in her autograph than they are in who she’s going to vote for.
She’s looking good in that tight black skirt and red top. I’d hit it! Now, if we can just get some pix of her in a cowboy hat….. That would make my day!
Feb
08
Paris Hilton. Bitch.
Just what I needed to see this morning - The love of my life Hayden Panettiere hanging out with Paris Hilton, who’s famous for nothing more than her own sex tape. Wonderful.
Not good. And it seems Hayden is picking up some other bad habits, such as smoking. I’m mean, I’m okay with it if it’s nothing more than an oral obsession, but clearly Paris Hilton isn’t qualified to be teaching anyone about giving head.
Paris Hilton is a bitch and she’s on my shit list effective today.
Feb
08
Swimsuit Daily
So I spent most of my day yesterday working on my other blog, Swimsuit Daily. This was the first real domain name I purchased many, many years ago, and the first website I ever ran. I’m thrilled to death to have it back on line and have a real website there and it looks better than other. I spent most of my day collecting bikini pictures for it and planning out future posts. This morning, as I do nearly every morning, I was walking around naked eating my Special K cereal while singing George Michael’s “Father Figure” and thinking of Hayden Panettiere it occurred to me… It’s been a while since I put up some pix of my gal Hayden.
My sexy tart here has a rocking body and looks great in a bikini, so here’s some bikini pix to amuse you on this Thursday morning!!!
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You can all thank me later! You all know where to send fan mail and hate mail to!
Feb
08
My Valentine
I got an email this morning asking “Who is your Valentine this year Rochard?”….. Do you really have to ask?
If I could spend the day today with anyone in the world it would be none other than Hayden Panettiere - She’s just so damn cute!
This woman redefines perfection in my book! It’s only a matter of time before she finds my blog and contacts me!
If anyone reads this and has Hayden’s number and can pass it on…. That would be great!
Feb
08
Hayden Panettiere’s Rack
Yeah I know, it’s been a while since I’ve posted up some shots of Hayden Panettiere. There just haven’t been any new pix of Hayden in the past few weeks, much to my disappointment. Of course I love waking up on a Monday morning to a dozen email messages with nu Hayden Panettiere pix!
Seems Hayden Panettiere went to the “Fireflies In The Garden†Premiere and shortly after she got out of the car she bent over and bingo - A perfect shot down her dress showing us her breasts. Oh, thank God already… I’ve been waiting for this!
So here she is looking glamorous as she always does!
You have to admit when Hayden Panettiere goes out she goes in style. I’d like to know what kind of car she rolled up in…. Looks like it’s a Volkswagon???
Feb
08
Hayden’s Red Dress
I’m never going to sleep again. I go to bed, wake up, and suddenly my girl Hayden Panettiere is all over the news. Seems she went to a movie premier for a movie called Spiderwick last night, dressed up in this sexy red dress.
I know you all think my life is exciting, but truth is more like while I’m sleeping my future ex-wife is out at a movie premier for a movie I’ve never heard of - and won’t be able to see until next month. How’s that for the ultimate hook up?
Here’s some more pix…
The one thing I noticed about these pictures is her beautiful eyes…. I can’t wait to be able to look at into those eyes and get lost in them…. Cough cough! Can we say stalker???
Jan
08
Save The Cheerleader
I thought today was going to be another dull, wet, rainy Friday only to wake up and discover it’s been saved by our favorite cheerleader!
I am, of course, talking about Hayden Panettiere. Save the cheerleader, save the world and all that stuff.
Seems a new bunch of recently shot photos of her in her cheerleading outfit have surfaced from a recent Heros shooting.
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I don’t want to save the cheerleader, I don’t want to save the world; I just want her to be my future ex-wife. That’s all.
Special thanks to my friends at Celeb Taboo for the hookup with these pix!
Jan
08
Hayden’s Vanity Fair Pix
My contact at Celeb Taboo hit me up today. He said “I know how you like Hayden Panettiere, but I noticed you don’t have the Vanity Fair pictures on your blogâ€.
Being as I don’t read Vanity Faire on a regular basis (or ever really), I didn’t know. Holy shit these pictures are hot!
I’m going to try something new here on Rochard’s Bunny Ranch, and I’m going to include thumbnails to the full sized pictures. Let’s see if this works!
Wow, fucking neato. I need to do this more often!
Jan
08
My Talented Hayden
My friends at Celeb Taboo rang me up this morning - there’s some new pix of my girl Hayden floating around. Sweet.
Seems my girl Hayden has talent and can juggle multiple cups of coffee….
Now, some people might say “Great, that qualifies her for a job at Starbucks”. Nay nay! I look at it differently.
I see Hayden has having a great coordination skills, which translates into a great lover in bed.
Back off fuckers, she’s all mine!

























































































