I can’t believe I’m writing about this. Sometimes I frighten myself.
Here’s some pictures of Misty Gates with her long dark hair….. Humping a whale. Seriously.
Believe it or not I even called my attorney about this one, and asked him if this was anything close to beastlity. I was only half serious, but his reply cracked me up: “It’s not beastlity if the whale is made of vinyl. (My attorney is a bit of a nut anyhow!)
She also rubbed her body down with baby oil when she did this…. Must have made the photoshoot much more interesting with her sliding all over it!
I swear… what some chicks do for money these days! But Misty Gates is still a little hottie!
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