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Paris Hilton

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I have some down time for a few moments this morning. I’ve left Florida and now I’m in the Bahamas a few days of…. well, nothing. But I needed to check in with work, catch up on the Paris Hilton stuff, and of course provide an update for those of you who read my blog like it’s a religion.

There seems to be a lot of talk about Paris Hilton. And a lot of people are asking why. Well, she’s young, she’s cute, she’s fucking rich, and thanks in part to her sex video that released a few years ago we know she gives head. Tell me you wouldn’t hit this?

Truthfully she reminds me of my friend Punker Barbie, except for Punker is a bit shorter (which might be to Punker’s favor). The only other difference is Paris Hilton is rich and Punker not to much. I think both of them have a habit of not wearing panties. That’s hawt.

Okay, I’m out. I’m going on a cruise on a sailboat for the rest of the day and I won’t resurface until Monday. Until then be good – or at least try harder at being bad.

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