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My Birthday

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So yesterday was my birthday….. I decided not to do the big birthday party thing. It’s not that I’m too old – I can still party with the best of them…. The problem is I no longer live in Phoenix and no longer own my house there, and a party without the Phoenix Cru just isn’t a party. Instead I had a few friends over and that was that. One of them is a guy straight from the Motherland – Russia. Rich mother fucker he is. So he swings by my house and brings me my gift – with a bow wrapped around her neck. He says “She’s yours for the rest of the week”. Um, well….

It would have been rude to say no, right?

Don’t know if she was bought and paid for or what; My guess is that she was along for the ride – and looking for a sturdy (and rich) American husband. No problems – She was like “Anything you want”. And I’ve been taking ever since.

Maybe I just found my future ex-wife? (( Best damn birthday present I ever got! ))

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