I get to go to these “adult webmaster conventions” which are really nothing more than company paid vacations. One of the perks I guess. You should see these shows; Wild stuff happens. Once I met this woman from Down Under there and as expected she made me weak in the knees. Thus, the following is now true:
1) Women with southern accents make me weak in the knees.
2) Women with English accents make me weak in the knees.
3) Canandian women make me weak in the knees, but only if they speak French. French women do nothing for me. They need to shave and take a shower.
4) Women from down under, when they talk, make me weak in the knees.
So some time ago I was contacted by a guy who calls himself Batts. He runs a blog called Batts Wold. Not sure why he calls himself Batts; Maybe it’s a little batty or something. Anyhows….
A wonderful relationship has bloosumed between this chap and I, and after showing me pictures of his gal pal Lanna, well, I’m getting my passport!
More of Lanna can be found at Batts World. Check it out. Here’s another picture.
This Batts guy is a character. I’ll be sure to bring my camera with me! I wonder if they have Jager down under? Stay tuned!
