I don’t have much time for TV these days and I’ve never watched a single Desperate Housewives. Sorry, I’ve been busy working, making new friends, and looking for a future wife. But I came across these pictures the other day and they turned me on.
I know these pictures are old and I’m behind the times, and I’m sorry for this. But I’m just wondering why I don’t have sexy ladies like this trying to get my attention in my neighborhood!
I shouldn’t complain. I haven’t met all of the ladies in my neighborhood, but Thanksgiving was a special treat for me. Suddenly I had all of these hot moms knocking on my door. I live in a nice area so it’s highly unlikely that they are single, but that’s fine with me. One of them was wearing those pink sweatpants that said “Angel” across the rear end. Angel, right. Let me show you life on the other side!
