12 years ago

Brand New Lover

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What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover. It’s time to get married.

That’s right kids – I want to get hitched and knock someone up and have kids, start a family, the white picket fence. Or at least die trying, laughing all the way.

Misty Anderson has rebuffed my numorous and very public marriage proposals, and gal pal Raimi seems to have a new boyfriend every week. Lia would be good choice but…. She parties a bit too hard. Alison Angel is totally hot but she’s not digging on me in a sexual way…. So, I’m open.

Ladies, if you have breasts, can cook, enjoy cleaning and all night parties, email me. Include pictures!

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