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Donkey Riding w/ Zoe

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Zoe is a friend. There is only one way for me to describe Zoe – She’s an “odd bird”. Any chick who dies her hair blue when she gets bored is an odd bird. She lives in Vegas about four hours away and thinks nothing of coming down to Phoenix to annoy and tease me for a weekend. The last time she came down there was this rather large bottle of Jager… And I don’t remember the rest (or refuse to share here).

I hate Mondays to begin with, and Monday morning she calls me up. “I’m on my way down and about an hour outside of Phoenix”. I’m still in bed. I ask her what she has in mind and she tells me “Donkey Riding”. What?

She wasn’t kidding. She drives me out to the desert. I was hoping she was gonna hit me over her head and have her way with me (can’t rape the willing!), but no – She takes me to this Donkey riding farm. I guess she thought I like asses or something.

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