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Hayden @ Macado’s

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:42:59 +0000

I love this set because I caught it on one of those celeb shows on TV the other night. Hayden Panettiere went out dinner a few nights ago at Macado’s restaurant in Beverly Hills. Oddly enough all of the celeb blogs and even the TV show I watched didn’t mention anything about who she might have been with, which strikes me as being odd. I doubt that she went to a nice dinner alone.

Hayden Panettiere was wearing a nice tight pair of jeans and a beautiful top, sporting her new short spunky haircut. She looks smoking hot!

What kills me about these pictures is that it looks like someone is trying to hand her a script. It’s got to suck living in Hollywood where everyone is so damn desperate!

She’s carrying a five dollar bill in her hand to hand off as a tip to valet, which I think was thoughtful of her. She’s such a nice girl…. But I’m still secretly waiting for the day when she becomes the next party girl!

As always, Hayden Panettiere, I love you and want you to have all of my children!!!!

Ultimate Threesome

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:39:00 +0000

This looks like the ultimate tag team right here folks…. From left to right, it’s Teen Deja, illeana, and of course Misty Anderson. (Can never get enough of Misty Anderson!)

And it looks like illeana is sporting her breasts…. I love it when women wear shirts that are see through when the flash goes off!!!!

Say, that reminds me…. Misty gave me a gift a while back….. I’ll have to take a picture of it and put it on line!!!

Cat & Mouse Games

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:27:00 +0000

Say what you want about us pornographers. I’ve tried to explain that we aren’t the image you think of; We don’t wear bathrobes 24/7, don’t have hairy chests, don’t have big gold medallions, and generally don’t spend our free time lounging around smoking pot or snorting coke screwing models while pretending to do photoshoots. That shit is from the 1970s and 1980s. Come to think about it, I wonder how anything ever got done back then.

No, the Internet pornographers are a bit more advanced. First you need to understand the Interwebby thing, do HTML, know servers, take pictures, AND still have to have some kind of a personality where models are willing to get naked for you.

And every now and then we produce something stunning, like these photos of Nicole Sparks. Damn stunning!

If that first picture wasn’t enough, well, the next two will do it for you. They remind me of the age old cat and mouse game where you, the man, are trying to get a woman naked. There is a moment of truth, a line that is crossed, from which there is no turning back. And that line is crossed once her panties cross her knees….. Once those panties cross her knees you’ve won, and your going to get what you want.

Sort of like this!

Of course, once you have her naked……. You know your going to get lucky!!!

Homerun!!!

Misty @ The Beach

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:26:20 +0000

Here’s a picture of Misty Anderson that you won’t see in her website…… Yeah, I got the inside hook up for great pix!

You have to admit Misty Anderson looks fucking smoking hot in a bikini! Damn, she would break me in half if she had the chance! Well, more like if I had the chance….

Sort of makes you wonder where I am right now….

Pervert!

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:22:43 +0000

This dude looks like he’s going to eat this little chick alive…. I’m sure he would have broken her in half like a twig if given the chance!

What’s even worse is that I let him into my house! Gasp!!!

My Own Stalker

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:01:18 +0000

It’s been a while since I posted up some fan club email…. Looks like I have a new stalker! At least she’s smoking hot!

I’d hit it. But you already knew that!

Allison Angel Naked

Administrator — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:07:10 +0000

Allison Angel looks great no matter what she is wearing or isn’t wearing… In this case, in her most recent update, she’s looking smoking hot with her panties around her ankles! And that’s hot!

Let’s face it, Allison Angel just looks smoking hot no matter what.

Here’s some more pix for ya!

Now, go visit her website!!!

Dawson’s Ponytails

Administrator — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:03:00 +0000

Doesn’t this picture of Dawson Miller make you want to come up behind her and grab on to those pony tails while your tapping that ass from behind?

Shit - did I just say that out loud? As if you don’t already know I have a dirty dirty mind. Us perverts have to stick together.

I Still Love Hayden

Administrator — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:15:57 +0000

Hayden Panettiere showed up at the NBC Universal 2008 Press Tour All-Star Party last night in this sexy yet classy dress. I know how you feel - just like me - you want Hayden Panettiere to become the next party girl or lesbian of the moment like Lindsay Lohan, but Hayden Panettiere might just surprise us yet. Is it possible for an eighteen year old to party up at night behind closed doors, still be classy, and not let the truth slip out?

I am so digging this dress…. Great side view. No boobies to speak of, but that’s fine - She’s a young one, not much older than eighteen.

Come to think of it, she looks great at any angle - and perhaps just a tad bit nervous. Maybe she knew I was would be reviewing her photos today and posting them up.

Totally hittable.

But my favorite picture from this appearance is the one of Hayden Panettiere from behind…. What a cute little ass she’s got. Cute ass, tight little body…. The perfect wife. I’m telling you lads, she’s marriage material right there!!!!

Sexy Bustier Pix

Administrator — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:25:57 +0000

I’m not how I missed these photos of illeana…. But these are so damn cute! I love the bustier thing to begin with, but I think in this hot set it’s her hair that does it for me!

And of course you know how I love BOOBS!!! And illeana has boobs - enough for a small army of young teens hungry for bigger boobs!

For those of you who are paying attention, I recently had the chance to make a quick trip to Vegas with illeana…. Talk about hot! It was like 114 degrees! So we hung out all day at the pool….. I must have a ton of bikini pix of her. I’ll have to dig those out and post them up too!

I love you illeana!!!!!

Plenty Potential

Administrator — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:12:00 +0000

Oh lords, this looks like it has a lot of potential!!!

I found these pix in the back of Misty Anderson’s website. Looks like it might be one of her first updates ever!

Oh, wait, just when you thought it couldn’t get better!

I wonder where this is going!!!!

Raimi & Rant

Administrator — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:10:46 +0000

So here I am, just past midnight, on what is now official Monday morning. I’m surfing the blogs and it’s disappointing - Most of the blogs out there are just run by RSS feeds; Someone somewhere writes the text and blogs pick them up - So all of the blog owners who are too lazy to write in their own blogs don’t have to write anything but instead just pick up the same old stuff that ten zillion other blogs have. Others…. Well, they don’t write during the weekend. Lazy fucks they are.

Rochard’s Bunny Ranch Blog is not only updated daily, but always written by hand. By me. ( Well, usually by me, sometimes by staff members…. )

Being as no one is posting anything original this weekend, let me pick up the slack. Here’s my all time favorite Raimi Miller…..

God, I would hit this until I couldn’t hit it any more. Or until I couldn’t walk again. Which ever came first.

And here… saving the best for last…. Is a nearly nude shot of Raimi Miller…. I see London, I see France…. I see cooter!

So god damn precious this one is….

And remember, if you want an original blog that’s updated daily…. Return often! Oh, and post some damn comments!