Category: Eva Longoria

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11
Mar
07

Um, No

What’s up with that thing in your hair Eva Longoria?

The forties are over honey and they arne’t coming back. Let’s bring back the 80’s instead - the age of tight mini skirts, high heels, and big hair.

Not sure what she was thinking of when she put this outfit together!

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5
Mar
07

Like This

Here is Eva Longoria teaching women world wide how to dress up for their man….

All women should dress like this at least once a week for their man. Of course so few of us have a girlfriend who looks like Eva Longoria. But that’s fine - we still have our imagination!

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Here’s a sneak peek inside of Eva Longoria’s life - her jogging.

Nice ass!

Really nice ass really!

I guess even the desperate housewives girls have to work out too if only to keep up her figure! God bless her!

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8
Feb
07

Eva: What If

I’d kill someone for the chance to take Eva Longoria to a party dressed in this dres…

You would too!

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I don’t ask for much. All I really want is someone like Eva Longoria to keep my bed warm at night. That’s not asking for too much, is it?

Check it:

Here’s an odd fact about Eva - Did you know she first starred in Beverly Hills 90210? Next up she was on General Hospital. Being as I don’t watch the soaps (or Beverly Hills 90210) I wouldn’t know these things. Did you?

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2
Feb
07

Not Sure

I’m not sure what nationality Eva Longoria is. She kind of looks Hispanic. I mean, it doesn’t matter much to me - I wouldn’t kick her out of my bed even if I was drunk!

What do you guys think? Mexican?

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25
Dec
05

Bad Girl

Late last night - Christmas Eve - Eva Longoria got pulled over… She was a passenger. She started yelling out “Don’t worry, he’s only a Mexican motorcycle cop who wants our autograph”. Classy!

How is a woman this beautiful able to say such things?

She must have been drunk. I guess this proves that Eva Longoria is just like all the rest of us.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t hit it HARD!

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