Mar
07
Um, No
Mar
07
Like This
Here is Eva Longoria teaching women world wide how to dress up for their man….
All women should dress like this at least once a week for their man. Of course so few of us have a girlfriend who looks like Eva Longoria. But that’s fine - we still have our imagination!
Feb
07
Eva Longoria Jogging
Here’s a sneak peek inside of Eva Longoria’s life - her jogging.
Nice ass!
Really nice ass really!
I guess even the desperate housewives girls have to work out too if only to keep up her figure! God bless her!
Feb
07
Eva: What If
I’d kill someone for the chance to take Eva Longoria to a party dressed in this dres…
You would too!
Feb
07
Not Asking 4 Much
I don’t ask for much. All I really want is someone like Eva Longoria to keep my bed warm at night. That’s not asking for too much, is it?
Check it:
Here’s an odd fact about Eva - Did you know she first starred in Beverly Hills 90210? Next up she was on General Hospital. Being as I don’t watch the soaps (or Beverly Hills 90210) I wouldn’t know these things. Did you?
Feb
07
Not Sure
I’m not sure what nationality Eva Longoria is. She kind of looks Hispanic. I mean, it doesn’t matter much to me - I wouldn’t kick her out of my bed even if I was drunk!
What do you guys think? Mexican?
Dec
05
Bad Girl
Late last night - Christmas Eve - Eva Longoria got pulled over… She was a passenger. She started yelling out “Don’t worry, he’s only a Mexican motorcycle cop who wants our autograph”. Classy!
How is a woman this beautiful able to say such things?
She must have been drunk. I guess this proves that Eva Longoria is just like all the rest of us.
That’s not to say I wouldn’t hit it HARD!






















































