I have a good friend who lives down under and I had a long chat with him late last night. He tells me today he’s shooting Lanna. I love Lanna. Here she is in all of her stunning beauty….

My friend Batts – who calls me “mate” – told me that she has the URL to my blog here and hopefully she’ll read it shortly. If so I have the following to say to Lanna….

I am a rich American looking for a wife. I can’t cook to save my life but I’m a neat freak and I’ll gladly clean up after you while you spend your free time shopping. I’ll buy you anything you want, and all you need to do in return is sleep with me three times daily.

Think it over. I’ve applied for my passport and it should be here in a few months. And I’m then I’m coming to visit you.

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When is this gal gonna have a site?

Hurry up damn it!

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I get to go to these “adult webmaster conventions” which are really nothing more than company paid vacations. One of the perks I guess. You should see these shows; Wild stuff happens. Once I met this woman from Down Under there and as expected she made me weak in the knees. Thus, the following is now true:

1) Women with southern accents make me weak in the knees.
2) Women with English accents make me weak in the knees.
3) Canandian women make me weak in the knees, but only if they speak French. French women do nothing for me. They need to shave and take a shower.
4) Women from down under, when they talk, make me weak in the knees.

So some time ago I was contacted by a guy who calls himself Batts. He runs a blog called Batts Wold. Not sure why he calls himself Batts; Maybe it’s a little batty or something. Anyhows….

A wonderful relationship has bloosumed between this chap and I, and after showing me pictures of his gal pal Lanna, well, I’m getting my passport!

More of Lanna can be found at Batts World. Check it out. Here’s another picture.

This Batts guy is a character. I’ll be sure to bring my camera with me! I wonder if they have Jager down under? Stay tuned!

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