I like Diddy for a dozen reasons. First off, she’s beautiful:
So here’s my offical list of reasons why I like Diddy and why I want to tie her up to my bed and drink the Jager from her belly button:
1) She’s hot.
2) She’s got freckles
3) She’s a tiny girl. I like women that I can completely dominate in bed. I have a control fetish.
4) She’s got a cute voice.
5) She’s got freckles. (Yes, I know, I said that already. But I think her freckles are cute so I’m including it twice!)
6) She might not know this yet, but she badly wants to have my love baby. It’s true. One night will be all it takes to show her the light.
So that’s why I love Diddy so much. She’s just a neat tight package, complete with freckles.
Diddy, I hear you read my blog. If this is true…. Make a note of this…. I WANT YOU. Badly.
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