If Dawson Miller needs a sugar daddy, well, she doesn’t need to look any further. I’m your man.

I’ll fund your lavish lifestyle, give you spending money, and whatever time I have left over after watching you shower every morning I’ll buy you shoes. Daily.

When I say “Who’s your daddy?” I want you say “You are Rochard”. If only she knew I existed.

Curse you Dawson Miller!!!!