Carmen, Spanking the Monkey, & Showering

Tell me again how you don’t want to bang Craving Carmen daily and nightly but never so slightly?

You so fucking lie.

Every morning I wake up and while I’m spanking the monkey in the shower I’m thinking to myself “Gee, isn’t it great that Craving Carmen is back and shooting again?”. Okay, I don’t spank the monkey. Or shower.

But I am glad she’s back.

And Craving Carmen isn’t exactly being bold in her member’s area too!