Madonna is pushing fifty - who would have imagined - but let’s face reality: She’s the ultimate MILF and I’d still hit it.

I’m not ashamed to admit.

I remember rocking out to Madonna when I was a kid. When Like A Virgin came out my parents wouldn’t let me listen it to because it would hurt my virgin ears. Whatever.

Who would have imagined that I would have turned out to be a pornographer, despite my parent’s best wishes. Go figure.